So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
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He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
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How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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