I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
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We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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