Plan B is the new Plan A
Porn is love you can see.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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