What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
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You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
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Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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