And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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