Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
you traded sex for a burrito?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
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what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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