BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
handjob tips. give me some.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
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You need Xanax blowdarts
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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