all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
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I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
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Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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