Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
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Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
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Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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