Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
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It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
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And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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