Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
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After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
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I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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