You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
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Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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