oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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