just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
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Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
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i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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