i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
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So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I just blew my weed a kiss
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
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Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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