Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
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Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
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We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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