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Puke
I looked at my own cervix.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
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she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
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But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
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$5. Donated.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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