Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
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I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
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You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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