yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
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I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
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The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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