He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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