She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
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I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
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I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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