i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
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I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
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Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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