Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
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For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
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Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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