hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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