They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
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My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
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I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Someone came in the potted fern
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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