He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
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You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
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I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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