That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
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Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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