umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
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In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
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You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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