Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I need to stop coming to work sober
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
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Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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