im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
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His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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