they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
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It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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