i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
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im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
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I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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