Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
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is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
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Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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