I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
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i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
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When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I'm sobbing to NWA
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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