I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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