Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
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Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
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He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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