Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Randomize