I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
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Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
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His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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