i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Your dad touched me again.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
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We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
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I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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