i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
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please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
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What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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