even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Randomize