found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
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What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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