it's like her boobs came off with her bra
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
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Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
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Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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