I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
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This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
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It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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