okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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