just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
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Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
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I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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