and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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