My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
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New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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