Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
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I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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