You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
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happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
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You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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